assmongrel

some one gay or straight who has a fascination with the ass and likes it in there or likes to stick it in there.

Stop bein such an assmongrel

by Derock May 29, 2004

assfingers

Overweight bald men with thick eyeglasses normally contract this illness though it has been known to exist outside of this stereotype.
Also referred to as shitsticks, assfingers is an illness that causes the index finger and middle finger to smell like a shitty asshole. Victims of assfingers can quickly be discovered while pointing something out to you or offering you a stick of gum.

"Jee-SUS! That dude behind the counter gave me directions. He pointed the place out on the map and I leaned over to grab a closer look and WHAM!! He's got assfingers in a bad way. Thought I was gonna straight pass out, I swear to God!"

by DreamKing29 March 10, 2009

Donkey raving ass monger

One who loves donkey ass and can not restrain from it. Also, one who fucks too much donkey ass and has lowered oneself to the animal level.

Dylan Saches is a donkey raving ass monger.

by Steve Malibako December 5, 2003

Whore Raping Ass Monger

Someone who enjoys raping whores and takes advantage of their ass.

Billy used to be a Whore raping ass monger back before rehab

by Dethfate January 16, 2009

asswanger©

A man whom uses his member in the act of any heterosexual or homosexual anal insertion.

George D. Bush is an asswanger©

by Antonius Molinum. Iames luvdi August 2, 2006

Ass monger

Some who sells or trades ass.

The ass monger has a 20% sale.

by GeeWhiz February 27, 2004

arsemonger

noun,1. meaning a person mainly a man who enjoys to off his rectum for sale from place to place.
2. A person(man) who enjoys to eat or ingage in sexual activities involving the anus of another person(also mainly a man)

"look at that prat over there!" "yeah what an arsemonger"
"Tom Cruise is such an arsemonger"

by colin dunning September 25, 2007