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Assface Syndrome

(Noun): An Irreversible affliction in which the person(s) constantly pretend to be completely fine with a person/situation, but are going through the motions while being an extreme hater without revealing it. See: Bun boy and Coward.
Caligulis Abnormis: Where hast my ceremonial Butt plug gotten to, Tristan?

Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave.

Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead.

Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.
by High Hiter October 6, 2018
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Penis In your Assface

Something You say when you run out of cumbacks. May also be said as Assface in your penis, Penis face in your ass, and face penis in your ass. May somehow result in death.
Bob: " You suck cock"
You: "Penis in your Assface"
by NinjaStephen February 27, 2010
mugGet the Penis In your Assfacemug.

Auto-tune assface

Pretty much every modern singer these days. Unfortunately, they make millions of dollars because of these dumbass little girls that are in love with them.
Stupid little girl: BIEBS IS MY BOYFRIENDDDD.

Gandhi: Shut up, bitch, he's an auto-tune assface.
by PatGuitar October 19, 2010
mugGet the Auto-tune assfacemug.

C-ho assface

shes my one and only princess bibbins who wears exspenivvvvv clothes and goes out wit c-money. She has a problem and her cat looks like a dog. when you ask her for a piece of paper she hands you a 20. She also has a bodacious ass which aids her in "backing that thang up!"
by Molly L May 17, 2004
mugGet the C-ho assfacemug.
What you say to an unfortunate individual who has an ass for a face.
<Kilt:> Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!
<Bilt:> ( ))<(what?)
by B-Drac January 28, 2007
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Assface

A face that looks like an ass. That is why it is called assface.
dude: look it is a assface.
other dude: yea.
by hedgehog-queen July 29, 2018
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AssFace

Someone who has a face that looks like a butt; their face looks like it will fart on you.; A person who is butt ass ugly and talks shit.
Also commonly known as the male version of a "Karen".
Wow that guy really is an AssFace, he had me so fooled into thinking he was such a good guy.
by NellieBunz007 March 14, 2022
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