Assface Syndrome

(Noun): An Irreversible affliction in which the person(s) constantly pretend to be completely fine with a person/situation, but are going through the motions while being an extreme hater without revealing it. See: Bun boy and Coward.

Caligulis Abnormis: Where hast my ceremonial Butt plug gotten to, Tristan?

Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave.

Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead.

Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.

by High Hiter October 6, 2018

Penis In your Assface

Something You say when you run out of cumbacks. May also be said as Assface in your penis, Penis face in your ass, and face penis in your ass. May somehow result in death.

Bob: " You suck cock"
You: "Penis in your Assface"

by NinjaStephen February 27, 2010

Auto-tune assface

Pretty much every modern singer these days. Unfortunately, they make millions of dollars because of these dumbass little girls that are in love with them.

Stupid little girl: BIEBS IS MY BOYFRIENDDDD.

Gandhi: Shut up, bitch, he's an auto-tune assface.

by PatGuitar October 19, 2010

C-ho assface

shes my one and only princess bibbins who wears exspenivvvvv clothes and goes out wit c-money. She has a problem and her cat looks like a dog. when you ask her for a piece of paper she hands you a 20. She also has a bodacious ass which aids her in "backing that thang up!"

Cameron Keast Baker

by Molly L May 17, 2004

Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!

What you say to an unfortunate individual who has an ass for a face.

<Kilt:> Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!
<Bilt:> ( ))<(what?)

by B-Drac January 28, 2007

ASSFACE

To get back in shape after a long period of not being in shape, often due to emotion or exhaustion. Comes from the ASSFACE Diet

He's in the middle of an assface. She assfaced after her divorce and looks increible.

by FitnessOF July 3, 2025

Assface

1) multiple ass cheeks on a face

that bitch has a assface.

by anonymous December 19, 2020