asscap

a baseball cap that you wear almost all the time 24/7, and almost every time you wear it, it always makes you look and act like an ass.

Donald Trump has this ugly red "Make America Great Again" caps, which is basically an asscap.

by RealityTVGuide July 27, 2017

assclart

a gay person who loves it up the bum

your such a assclart

by shaun pryce January 14, 2004

ASSCLAPER PERK

a type of person who like to assclap his friends. He will smash behind ur back and at parties drinks all the cokes. Man mixes ginger ale with Vodka and distributes it around the party. He has a thing for the Chinese type and won't stop until he gets what he wants. Man like it when his cat jerks off to him but hopes cassie does the same

dude this is a sick hang
that ASSCLAPER PERK drank all the coke

by jparklover February 21, 2017

Assclappius

The alternative name for the Greek god Asclepius. Also known as the god of doctors, and medicine.

I made my Dark Souls character name Assclappius. To poke fun at a Greek god.

by Th3Magicbox May 29, 2017

Assclapius

The alternative name for the Greek god Asclepius. Also known as the god of doctors, and medicine.

Assclapius pass me some meatballs

by dimosfint November 20, 2021

Maximum Assclappage

I finally went to her house & we got into some Maximum Assclappage

I made her cum several times & told her that's what you call "Maximum Assclappage"

by Clappage Hole Destroyer October 2, 2025

assclipse

When an ass is so amazing that it overshadows any ugly qualities about a girl and makes you want to fuck her

Bro: hey dude that chick is ugly
Bro 2: hell no dude she got an Assclipse going on. I'd let her ride me all night long.
Bro:. Shit you right man I cant look away from that Assclipse.

by Roadkillboi May 20, 2018