Asleep at the Bed

Getting told to do something when you’re already doing it.

“Mom yelled at me to take the trash as I was walking to the alley- the whole time I was asleep at the bed, y’know!”

by Bagelbag Slutdirt May 24, 2025

dont fall asleep yet

its a song by powfu and something you would say to your friends<33

person 1: ima sleep</3

person 2: dont fall asleep yet

by girl in red<333 April 11, 2021

the horses are asleep

turning up too early for something.

I turned up to work but the horses are asleep.

by ileaps November 03, 2023

I know you're asleep but

Something a guy texts a woman at 3am, when he's most emotionally vulnerable so he can vent without fear of being judged

"I know you're asleep but I just wanted you to know that I love you lots, and I couldn't live without you"

by Sudo C0 December 19, 2023

Asleeping

When someone is in a deep sleep

My mum is asleeping

by Turry o September 08, 2019

fell asleep

1. Sleeping, usually while on a transportation ride.

2. Past tense of fall asleep.

They fell asleep part of the way.

by srisuci.unsur February 16, 2017

you asleep

You just don't know, you have no idea, you're missing out.

"Have you heard that new Kendrick Lamar album?"
"No"
"Man, you asleep!"

by EL_R June 29, 2023