zombie acockalypse

Whenever a hoard of jerking zombies attack a bathroom.

Dude that bathroom looks like it just had a zombie acockalypse

by Hugh Dick April 16, 2015

Adcock

A word for a short, balding man with a little weenie who has manhood and penis size issues and needs to add length to his penis. He often takes his miserable lot in life out on women and children to overcompensate for his personal and professional failures.

That guy over there yelling at his stepson is an Adcock.

He should be an Adcock and get an enlargement pump.

by Jamie Gunston April 13, 2007

Aycocky

Being a big nosed Jew Bitch who can't spell hoorah!!!

Your cousin is being really aycocky.

by Dozer0730 March 8, 2009

Adcock

A walking bicep who is dumb as shit and normally gets nick named this like "Meat" or "Dumb-ass".

Your being a real Adcock right now.

by Fawker March 15, 2009

asscock

A slang term for a dick in another person's anus.

Your asscock smells like shit.

by asscock March 2, 2005

Aycock

What the hell? a......cock

That man has a very small aycock.

by Aaron November 24, 2003

acockalypse

When you wake up in a room littered with cocks.

Martin was so blacked out that he woke up in chelsea, with a dudes fist in his ass in a full acockalypse.

by dontimo December 9, 2008