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armenian iron grip 

when you're fucking a girl and one of your balls goes into her butt hole and she clenches her ass
Armen: yooo i hooked up with Susie last night at the party and she pulled the armenian iron grip on me, that shit was wild bro
armenian iron grip by ballroids69 October 4, 2019

Armenian Twister 

A standard “twister” sex position, except both parties are wearing crotchless Adidas tracksuits and doused in cheap cologne.
Honey, why’s there a hole in your sweatpants? Did you try an Armenian Twister?
Armenian Twister by armotwist January 18, 2023

Armenian Foreplay 

Consists of tickling one's goat until it spews cheese!!!
BEWARE!!!! (Ladies) Armenian men believe women are like goats!!!
Armen: So I heard Anoush wants forplay.

Habib: Are you planning on Armenian Foreplay?

Armen: WTF?

Habib: You know.....Tickling her like goat......

Armen: Yeah bro, I plan to tickle her till she spews cheese!
Armenian Foreplay by Shabbali March 21, 2010

armenian conveyer belt 

Seen on an episode of Keene and Peele on Comedy Central. Pretty sure it involves homosexual acts.
No matter how badly Brian and his friends wanted to just have a gang bang with a stripper, Kevin kept insisting on an armenian conveyer belt.

Armenian Ringding 

The method of taking a shit, jizzing on top of it, then crafting it into a puck shape for later consumption.
My mom made a special Armenian Ringding recipe for the bake sale last weekend. THEY OWNED.
Armenian Ringding by AlimonyBob October 19, 2011

Armenian Skyrocket 

When having sex with someone, you lay down and throw them up in the air and have them land on your dick multiple times. You then throw them up in the air when you're about to cum and jizz to make it look like exhaust coming out of their ass.
Dude I totally did the Armenian Skyrocket with that chick last night.