Armadillo Maniac

This is London/Stockholm slang for proper ginger man. The person is usually a slow driver and a poor shot. He hides his obvious alcoholic tendences behind his job as a anti prohibition advocate. So not the sharpest swordfish in the sea
Why don't you Armadillo Maniac it?
by BruteWarmonger February 04, 2018
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persian armadillo

An outfit similar to what Aladdin wore, but your abs have to be harder than an armadillo shell.
I can't wait for Thursday! Austin will be performing a sexy coffee inspired table dance special for only $13.99, while dressed like a Persian Armadillo!
by Alifuego July 26, 2020
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horny armadillo

where your ribcage is removed to suck your own dick
gabe, youre a horny armadillo
by The Sock Stealer March 15, 2020
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Dancin' Armadillo

After sex when the female falls asleep, shave her head bald and masterbate, ejaculating all over her bald head. Then shave off your pubic hair and stick it on her head with the man glue. Inspired by the great Cody Ward.
Janey seems awfully upset about that odd new haircut

thats no haircut! thats a dancin' armadillo!
by D.J. Tanner August 19, 2005
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armadillo swag

This term describes those who are cool and awesome and do not make a big deal of it, like an armadillo hids from danger, armadillo swaggers hid from the big lights and just act awesome without broadcasting it.
"did you hear how Jimmy saved the cat?"
"no, he must have armadillo swag"
by kevoritels October 23, 2011
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smoking armadillo

Bizarre; crazy; happy; Smoking like a chimney, like a freight train or just all around getting smoked out!
Dude I just smoked that bowl so fast, it's crazy! Smoking Armadillo I am!
by drdimples April 01, 2017
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Filthy Armadillo

A sexual act, where you butter or oil a floor, spin your woman around on the oiled or buttered floor while you and others repeatedly piss and shit on her for 5 minutes, after the 5 minutes, someone throws a brick at her, this curling her up in a ball
Guy: dude did you see Marsha this morning?
Friend: yea she was bruised up
Guy: yea we gave her a Filthy Armadillo
by disturbed armadillo May 11, 2011
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