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facebook activist

Self Righteous individual that thinks forwarding Facebook pics with captions constitutes a real effort to assist their chosen cause(s).
Your cousin, the Vegan, is a retard. He thinks he is changing people's minds when he forwards those animal pics, but he's really just a facebook activist. Please pass me some more delicious bacon.
by activista November 25, 2013
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activist judge

An Urbandictionary editor who rejects a perfectly true and clever definition and forces someone like me to have to re-submit it over and over again, just because they don't agree with the opinion expressed in the definition.
At least 5 of my valid and correct definitions have been rejected by activist judges on Urbandictionary, a website where more than half the definitions are about ex-girlfriends, rival high schools, or made-up sex slang.
by J-Smoove June 18, 2006
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Activist Judge

Any judge who interprets the law in a way that recognizes and guarantees someone else constitutional or legal rights in a manner of which you don't approve.

An "activist judge" is a judge who petulantly refuses make everyone else live under the rules of -your- religion.
How dare those Activist Judges suggest that homosexuals are people, too!?! The constitution clearly says that it protects all people -except- people who are different from me... Wait a second. Where's my pencil...?

The constitution says "No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws." Note that it doesn't say "heterosexual, white, christian person". There are no 'activist judges'.
by Honor February 13, 2008
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Activist

The worst kind of pacifist, the kind that would kill to prove they're not weak.
The activist would slaughter people before letting them call him/her out on being weak.
by Solid Mantis October 12, 2019
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Activist

The difference between many, if not most activists and pacifists, is an activist would kill in order to look like something other than weak, or passive.
The activist wouldn't suffer the humiliation and shame of being called a pacifist by others, he/she couldn't handle it, so he/she became an activist who appeared to be active and ready at all times instead, and tried to be the persecutor, rather than the persecuted.
by Solid Mantis October 12, 2019
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black activist

An expert at using guilt, intimidation and the threat of racial violence to shake down whitey.
What do you call a white guy who talks of white rage, and the threat of racial violence? A despicable racist. What do you call a black guy who talks about black rage, and the threat of racial violence? A black activist.
by yorkie stomper April 2, 2008
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animal rights activist

Bored suburban white kid with waaay too much time on his/her hands.

Found in decadent wealthy societies where most people have more food than they need and anthropomorphize their overfed pets.

Irrelevant in developing nations or to people who have real life problems to worry about.
The animal rights activist screamed and ranted in front of Macy's while brandishing photoshopped pictures of roadkill. "See this poor little innocent animal that died for your sins in this evil leg-breaking trap!!" The homeless family across the street was unimpressed.
by Pitbull Hugger February 21, 2004
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