Applesauce Ross

What you lube your dick up with applesauce and stick it in your girl.

You: "Hey, Jerry, did you bang yo girl last night?"
Jerry: "Yeah, bro. Gave her that applesauce ross."
You: "Nice!"
*you both then high-five and proceed to have intense gay sex with each other until he applesauces your butthole*

by 6 dozen donuts February 9, 2017

Applesauce time

Every Sunday from 10am-10pm is Applesauce time.Its a time to get some Applesauce and drink it ,eat it ,slurp it what ever you want.Just get that sause.

Priest-bri what are you doing your disterbing service.
Bri-what day is it?
Priest-sunday
Bri-Now what time is it?
Priest-10:30 am
Bri-Exactly now pass me the Applesauce it's only Applesauce time for 12hours

by Bri🐀-aka: Applesauce lord November 1, 2019

Applesauce Swag

The swag you acquire when you think you are good at something, but clearly are not. Generally is the douchebag of the group who suffers from SMS (Short Man Syndrome) and just lacks overall rationalization that they really aren't "the shit." Tends to get angry when they suck at something (which is all the time, you would think they would be used to it.) and do irrational things such as break up with a girl or fuck a dude.

Yo Dillon, your applesauce swag is through the roof!

by Boozher August 2, 2011

crisscross applesauce

The pansy way of referring to sitting "Indian style."

I like rainbows, pink unicorns, and sitting crisscross applesauce while I hold hands in a love circle and sing Jesus loves me.

by 'eh July 16, 2007

Black Applesauce

when a fat black man shits in a milf's mouth and then duct tapes it shut slaps her in the face with his penis and farts in her nose while going down the road on a public bus.

you shoulda seen what i did to that bitch avory on the bus that black applesauce was awesome!

by funnyman156687898 December 12, 2010

Applesauce man

applesauce man is a russian speaking superhero that way better than bat-man like what kind of name is that its just a rip off of batman

applesauce man swooped down and beat the robber with applesauce

by cheesemgee February 5, 2019

Applesauce Indian

A Native American (US) or Indigenous person (Canada) that looks at least slightly native, but is so thoroughly brainwashed by Eurocentric ideas that his credibility and moral character hold the strength of pulverized mush. An extreme version of the apple indian.

I got an A in my Native Law course because I'm white and the prof is an Applesauce Indian

"Hey europeans didn't steal nothin when they came to North America"
"Shuddup, Applesauce"

by Adam and Eve Beech October 22, 2018