Appalachian Firefly

A bug killed by holding a match next to it and farting or burping (works best after consuming alcohol)
There was a huge mosquito last night so I turned it into an Appalachian firefly
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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Appalachian Appellation

A name for a hillbilly, particularly ones from mountain country. Examples include Clem, Bocephus, and Zeke. Female Appalachian Appellations include Daisy & Ellie Mae. Of course, hillbillies do not use the term themselves, since they can't pronounce the word APPELLATION.
"Hi, I'm Bocephus Billy-Bob Burgundy."

"What kind of name of Bocephus?"

"Why, that thar's a Appalachian Appellation."
by Krakky McKraken August 06, 2006
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Appalachian American

A redneck, hillbilly, or southerner with more than one gun and a 6-pack of beer.
Redneck: WHART duh yoo jush call may?
Northerner: A hillbilly.
Redneck: Naw hold on a serkind, wee lak ta be called, "Appalachian Americans".
by Longo_2_Guns July 11, 2009
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appalachian inbredignorainus

1. A person from the southern part of the united states such as Georgia, Alabama, and Mississippi who routianely shop at Walmart or K-mart without shoes on, cut off shorts, and Dale Earnhart t shirt that have not bathed and only use outdoor toilets.

2. A person who may have a sticker on the back of his pick up truck that reads in memory of Dale Earnhart or have a number 3 with a halo above it.
Billy Bob is such a huge appalachian inbredignorainus. He went to Walmart to buy cigarettes, chewing tabacco, and tampons for his mom.
by Sir. McSexy Cockasouris May 17, 2010
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Appalachian Punch

A potent alcoholic beverage made by mixing Mountain Dew with moonshine and so named because of its popularity amongst the people of Appalachia. Appalachian Punch is known for being highly intoxicating and for its role in causing tooth decay.
The intoxicated teens were found unconscious, their teeth long ago rotted out of their skulls from years of drinking too much Appalachian Punch.
by ÜberSasquatch October 29, 2013
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appalachian sunrise

It's a Tequila Sunrise made with shitty moonshine.
"Damn, that Appalachian Sunrise had some real sting to it!"
by Hejke June 23, 2014
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Appalachian Avalanche

1. An Appalachian Avalanche is when a girl is giving head to her cousin who's also her brother when he comes on her forehead.
Kelly-Jo: "Wow, I can't believe Jimmy-Bob gave me an Appalachian Avalanche last night".
by apache2012 February 06, 2010
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