Deep Apologies

“Deep Apologies” is a text someone uses as an alternative to ghosting. The appropriate response to this text is the OK Hand Sign Emoji. The inappropriate (and most common) response is, “GO TO HELL!”

Initial Text: “Is there any hope that you’ll ever take me back? Please, I need you, I really do. God help me, I need you so bad. I’ll never cheat on you again, I swear. I love you more than anything in the whole wide world.”

Text Response: “Deep Apologies”

Last Text: “You fucking bitch, if I ever see you again I’ll tear your eyes out!”

by kznutt64 January 27, 2021

Apologies

Apologies come after a big event, say you bumped into someone at the store or the hallway or you said mean things to them on vacation or at work. It doesn’t have to be immediately but an apology always comes and is always appreciated, typically when followed up with candy or flowers or roses or other small (or big, hey no complaining here 👋🏾 ) tokens of your affection. What am I telling you for though, you already do know, you do know don’t you?

I loved his apology because in his apology he saw me, he knew exactly when and where to give apologies...he’s better at it than me.

by anonymous June 14, 2018

Apologize

Its what you do when you fuck up.

K.R."I Apologize Dawn"

Derek-"Hey man, I fucked up i had sex with this girl the other night, what should I do about it?"
Kyle-"Apologize!"

by OnYm~X~KoRe December 24, 2008

Apologizing to the fat girl

To masturbate
see Putting on an orange coat
Making fun of the fat girl

Zach makes fun of the fat girl then apologizes to her multiple times a day.

by Sphinctar April 21, 2004

apolojizz

The cum that comes from make up sex

and then I apolojizzed all over her face last night after we argued.

by Fuckin Tim September 25, 2008

Apolojizz

1. When you apologize to a girl for being a dick and then you suddenly bust a load all over your pants so when you get a hug of reconciliation from her, she sees the dark blue spot on your pants and then runs away in fear that you liked her.

2. An apology you don't want.

1. Guy: "I am really sorry Elise..."
Girl: "Well...I guess its ok, come over here and give me a
hug."
Guy: "Oh my god..."
Girl: "Ahhh! Did you just apolojizz? You Sick Bastard!"

2. Girl: "I didn't mean to sleep with him...you are the only
one I care about! I swear!"
Guy: "Shut up...I don't want your apolojizz.

by Charlise November 2, 2007

APOLOLIE

A mix between apology and lie. Particularly true when people are late. They always give you excuses that are often made up on their way, excuses that suit for an apology.

"I'll see you to-morrow at 6 at the "Land Oak", the 1st real date I have I'll be early to clear my throat... 6:20 then 30, 2 pints and a whisky and I see no one til 40 with an apololie that goes like this : "Sorry I'm late, I got stuck in a traffic jam...."

by DIDJË August 14, 2008