When your girls givin you head and you pull it out of her mouth and jizz in her eye then kick her in the knee.
by jeff from fpc February 25, 2006
When you blow your load in the girls eye and then kick her in the shin so she screams and hops around on one leg.
by Lunchmen February 24, 2009
When you pull out during sex, cum in one of the persons eye causing one eye to be covered. You then kick her shin so she is hopping on one leg, just like an angry pirate. You then run away before she calls the police for rape.
by Antsmasher March 03, 2019
The true act of an Angry Pirate is very rare. It requires a female with at least one glass removable eye. While making love with this special one eyed woman, you request her to remove her glass eye so that you can penetrate the oriface. When she agrees, you proceed to bust it in her eyehole. She will no doubt cover her eye hole by instinct. When she does this, kick her in the shin. She will then be hobbling toward the bathroom (to clean her eye hole) with one hand over her eye in a pirate like limp. Don't be surprised if she uses some pirate language such as ARRRRRGGGG. She will no doubt be angry and will look like a pirate. Congratulations! You have made her an ANGRY PIRATE!!!!!
My friend the eye doctor is so lucky, he always meets woman with a glass eye...perfect candidates for an Angry pirate.
by CC, JD February 02, 2005
An Angry Pirate is when you whip out your dick and splooge into a girls eye and then kick her in one knee. She will then come after you on one leg with one eye out like a Pirate.
See also Angry Penguin
See also Angry Penguin
by Binary Nation September 13, 2004
The face you make in a picture taken when you are to drunk to remember or to drunk to care that you shouldn't be in the picture anyways.
by Charlie Hustle II November 27, 2010
When you're fuckin a chick, pull it out and shoot it in her eye and then kick her in the shin. She then limps around the room covering her eye.
by Pipes March 17, 2004