Alyson

Alyson is the kind of girl who has many friends but she definitely has a best friend and it shows. she's really quiet and doesn't talk at first but once you get to know her she's the best person to talk to ever. once she gets attached to her best friend it's really hard to let go and she loves her best friend so much. she is absolutely stunning and very athletic and muscular.

Alyson's best friend left her and she's been sad for months and doesn't call anyone best friend because best friend is always going to be the title of her best friend.

by aly_soccer9 November 23, 2021

alysonjoy

A beautiful young and talented young women with a laugh and smile beyond compare. Her life is a roller coaster that will make you throw up, but you’d ride again. Her smarts are out of this world. She will stop at nothing to make sure you are happy and know that you are loved. she constantly checks up on you, to assure you’re truly doing okay. She loves animals and making boys bow down to her feet. She gives the best gifts and tags you in the best TikTok’s. she’s got you back always. alysonjoy’s are the absolute greatest and are truly the sweetest!

I love alysonjoy, she patches the holes in my heart.

by ayvajade March 18, 2023

alyson

she's a quag

Whoa did you just see that Alyson go by??? WHAT A QUAG! YOU'RE CUTE BITCH

by im a quag January 19, 2012

Allysyne

When staying at Hogwarts, an Allysyne is a Ravenclaw student who is very good at stacking multiple pancakes on top of each other while grooming a dragon. An Allysyne may also be found in Middle Earth, or on the Death Star. Most Allysynes tend to spend time on Tumblr, or in the Edible Room of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, helping the Oomploompa's learn how to shuffle, because everyday they be shufflin'. You do not tease or anger an Allysyne. She will unleash a wrath that no mere mortal has ever survived.

Allysyne is amazing.

by That One Ginger Kid December 5, 2011

alyson

n.
one who uses their lack of intelligence for their benifit.

boss: hey, can you file this for me?
jack: i don't know how.
boss: alright you take a break, and get steve to do it.
jack: file this.
steve: you bitch. you pull an alyson and i get stuck with the fucking work.

by richard2000 September 5, 2008

alyson

hypochondriac, one who fakes physical injury in order to avoid the tasks that everyone else around her is doing.

don't be such an alyson, just do it.

by deltronforce October 9, 2008

Alyson

A bitchy whore.
A slutty cock sucker who doesn't know how to shut the fuck up and cries when someone takes a bite out of her sandwich. Has to switch schools and thinks everyone still loves her afterwards but no one actually likes her in the first place.

"Hey, don't be an Alyson!"

by Extermity July 27, 2018