A less abrasive way of saying “Fuck me in the ass”
Can also be used as a “clean” insult,
“Go find yourself in the alps”
The term originates from TV friendly airings of the film “The Big Lebowski” on Comedy Central where the line “go fuck a stranger in the ass” was replaced with “Go find a stranger in the alps”
Can also be used as a “clean” insult,
“Go find yourself in the alps”
The term originates from TV friendly airings of the film “The Big Lebowski” on Comedy Central where the line “go fuck a stranger in the ass” was replaced with “Go find a stranger in the alps”
by TheBirdWillNeverMockAgain March 22, 2022
Get the find me in the alpsmug. When God created the big bang, all he said was ALPS. When God tried making human through monkeys he said, ALPS. Alps is the savior that brings the melons with piercings to loom. At that point ALPS said, God, what're the f are you. And hence he traveled himself, wuuuuubbb.
by Googedigul June 22, 2022
Get the Alpsmug. by LongDongSucuk December 15, 2016
Get the Alpmug. Area from/nationality: German. Vampiric spirit associated with the bogeyman and the incubus, normally tormenting the nights and dreams of women. The creature's physical manifestations can be very dangerous. Long connected with the nightmare, the alp is considered male, sometimes the spirit of a recently deceased relative, most often an actual demon. Children can become an Alp when a mother uses a horse collar to ease childbirth. During the middle ages the alp was said to appear as a cat, pig, bird or other animal, including a lecherous demon dog scene in Cologne, thus linking the werewolf in with this legend. In all its manifestations the Alp is known to wear a hat. The spirit can fly like a bird, can ride like a horse and is credited with a certain gallant attitude, rarely forcing itself on its prey. The Alp drinks blood from the nipples of men and children but prefers the milk of women. Because it is so involved in terrors of the mind and sleep the Alp is virtually impossible to kill.
1. *Sound Asleep* "Spiders, Dragons, Scorpions, Zombies, What IS THIS TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE. I feel like I can't breath!?" *Wakes Up* *Gasps For Air* "Oh my gosh my nipples are bleeding, DAMN ALP!"
2. "Come on over here horse, oh no you look exhausted. DAMN ALP!"
Alp (Vampire)
2. "Come on over here horse, oh no you look exhausted. DAMN ALP!"
Alp (Vampire)
by The Alp Hunter January 24, 2013
Get the Alp (Vampire)mug. A name for flawless individuals, with ridiculously large penises. Beware of falling in love with them at first sight and them filling your life with pure joy. They are mostly a fan of Fenerbahçe, a Turkish football team. They are really smart and funny and at the same time have a great style and music taste. Likely to have a Nirvana tattoo.
by zeusunpipisi November 21, 2021
Get the Alpmug. by Randy Holestuffer November 21, 2020
Get the Alpsmug. by J.BoiBlu April 9, 2020
Get the ALPmug.