find me in the alps

A less abrasive way of saying “Fuck me in the ass”

Can also be used as a “clean” insult,
“Go find yourself in the alps”

The term originates from TV friendly airings of the film “The Big Lebowski” on Comedy Central where the line “go fuck a stranger in the ass” was replaced with “Go find a stranger in the alps
when youre getting pegged by a Thai ladyboy but mom said cursing is bad

FIND ME IN THE ALPS
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Can also be used as a replacement for ass when you don't want to swear.
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Ass licking pussy some one who live for the pleasure of others but many find this trait very annoying so they will be called an alp
Jessica - omfg why does he keep texting me Samantha- he doesn't stop like can he stop being such an alp
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When someone is being a simp or other traits of being called Leonard
Jessica- leanord is such alp all he tried to pay for my coffee and food at the cafe ever since I got hot from highschool
Jessica 2- he's such a dickhead
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Alp stands for ass licking pussy
Meaning that someone is an ass licking pussy

- synonyms - suck up, shoe licker, brown noser
Chad- can I get that door for you Janet
Bill - look at Chad over there sucking up to Janet because she's the boss
Jim- he's such an alp
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Abbreviation for: Age, Location, (Sexual) Positions
Messenger: Hey, ALP?
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