find me in the alps

A less abrasive way of saying “Fuck me in the ass”

Can also be used as a “clean” insult,
“Go find yourself in the alps”

The term originates from TV friendly airings of the film “The Big Lebowski” on Comedy Central where the line “go fuck a stranger in the ass” was replaced with “Go find a stranger in the alps”

when youre getting pegged by a Thai ladyboy but mom said cursing is bad

“FIND ME IN THE ALPS”

by TheBirdWillNeverMockAgain March 22, 2022

Alpee

One of the most warm hearted people around you. The kind that radiates warmth and happiness. Is self conscious but also knows to stand her ground. Knows to support and encourage the good in you.

Better hold on the the Alpees of your life, they're irreplaceable!

by IKashmiraii November 24, 2021

Alp

Ass licking pussy some one who live for the pleasure of others but many find this trait very annoying so they will be called an alp

Jessica - omfg why does he keep texting me Samantha- he doesn't stop like can he stop being such an alp

by Pussylicking hoe January 28, 2021

Alp

Pulling an Alp is a phrase used to describe the act of breaking up with someone by telling them you’re not sexually attracted to them.

You broke up by saying you’re not sexually attracted to them? Dude you pulled a classic Alp.

by Banawa December 9, 2020

Alp

alp is a dicksucking bitch!!!! he always grinding his dick whenever he see a female near by.

boy : here comes alp!

girl : ew not that botoxxed lipped bitch

by fridayturnsmeon September 15, 2022

Alp

Josh Arbon is an Alp.

You look like a bit of an Alp.
God I hate Alps.

by Jordan Kotsos June 28, 2021

Alp

A name for flawless individuals, with ridiculously large penises. Beware of falling in love with them at first sight and them filling your life with pure joy. They are mostly a fan of Fenerbahçe, a Turkish football team. They are really smart and funny and at the same time have a great style and music taste. Likely to have a Nirvana tattoo.

His name is Alp? Dude you are so gonna fall in love with him.

by zeusunpipisi November 21, 2021