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find me in the alps

A less abrasive way of saying “Fuck me in the ass

Can also be used as a “clean” insult,
“Go find yourself in the alps”

The term originates from TV friendly airings of the film “The Big Lebowski” on Comedy Central where the line “go fuck a stranger in the ass” was replaced with “Go find a stranger in the alps”
when youre getting pegged by a Thai ladyboy but mom said cursing is bad

FIND ME IN THE ALPS”
by TheBirdWillNeverMockAgain March 22, 2022
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Alp Tuna

Alp Tuna is the funniest person you could ever meet. Tuna is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. A person you CAN trust and MUST have in your life. Can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alp Tuna is open-minded dude with knowledge in many areas of life. He is a double bass virtuoso and is well known as Bottesini of the 21st century. Widely recognized for his bass skills. Tuna usually prefers cats over dogs but that’s ok cause he likes people too, sometimes.
“Hey Tuna, will you go to the academy today?”
“Alp Tuna, I have something to tell you!”
“Tuna, can you help me? Again…”
by pochitatel November 20, 2021
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alps

Alps but misspelled
You are writing it wrong it isn't alps it's Alps
by Bab_ January 10, 2022
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Alps

In Snowboard/Ski slang, mountains are often referred to as "alps".
Broo, those alps in Breck got so much fresh pow pow last night, were gonna shred!
by Randy Holestuffer November 21, 2020
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ALP

Abbreviation for: Age, Location, (Sexual) Positions
Messenger: Hey, ALP?
by J.BoiBlu April 9, 2020
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ALP

I eat ALP everyday!
Aunt Laurie brought over some special fudge made of ALP for her niece and nephew.
by Spermy butt August 26, 2022
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Alp

an adjective used to describe a creepy person
Person 1: Oh I love watching children *slurps*
Person 2: You are such an Alp
by Alplexle December 28, 2017
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