Alaskan Paintjob

When you get a lap dance and there is a skidmark left on your leg when the girl is done.

Brah!, I love your mom but you got to tell her to stop giving alaskan paintjobs to her clients. If she does that shit, pun intended, again she is fired.

by Joe Joker May 30, 2011

andre agassi

Andre Agassi is a former professional tennis player and World No. 1 from the United States. He won eight Grand Slam singles titles and is one of only five players to have won all four Grand Slam singles events during his career. Agassi is the only player in the open era to have won every Grand Slam singles title, the Masters, the Davis Cup, and an Olympic gold medal.

On June 24, 2006, Agassi announced he would retire from tennis after the 2006 U.S. Open, bringing an end to his 20 year professional tennis career. On Sunday, September 3, 2006, he played his final match, losing to Benjamin Becker in four sets in the third round of the US Open.

andre agassi was one of the greatest tennis players to walk the planet..

by sheldonn September 5, 2006

Baked Alaska

mixing weed and cocaine, usually to stay high without sleeping

wanna smoke a fat zoot and stay up? baked alaska all night bro

by calvinreeve June 30, 2022

Alaskan Bull Worm

When something is big, scary and pink. If all three do not apply, then it is not an Alaskan Bull Worm.

*Big pink monster appears from the shadows*
Boy: LOOK! IT’S AN ALASKAN BULL WORM!

by Iced Liberal April 20, 2020

Alaskan Vacuum

Giving an Eskimo a blow job.
An Eskimo receiving a blow job.

Or any Native Alaskan.

Kirima gave Nigel an Alaskan Vacuum.

by BouncedMrhappy April 22, 2011

Alaskan Gold Rush

A delicate expression of love in which a male releases into a female's ear canal. Once the viscous ejaculate has solidified, the female party proceeds to remove the wad of hard cum and ear wax, resembling nuggets of gold on the white Alaskan tundra.

"Excuse me Chelsea? I can't hear very well because Bernard was kind enough to give me an Alaskan Gold Rush last evening, and I am waiting for it to dry."

by Badfish41 June 4, 2008

Alas

Used to express sorrow, regret, grief, compassion, or apprehension of danger or evil.

Indo-European Roots

"unfortunately it rained all day; alas, I cannot stay"

by Gaby2646 September 11, 2005