Alcoholic

A guy named Dan who comes to your house on a Thursday night and spills beer on your couch.

This guy needs some help because he is an alcoholic.

by Dirty__Dan October 22, 2016

alcoholic

A guy whose real name is Al Coholic who drinks too much beer and gets so stoned that he ends up the subject of prank calls

Bart: Is Al there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Al, last name Coholic.
Moe: Phone call for Al, Al Coholic. Come on, is there an alcoholic (AlCoholic) in here?!!

by Mike Dizzled June 30, 2004

Alcoholic

Someone who can't go a day with out drinking alcohol.

Abby is an alcoholic.

by Candlelit April 18, 2019

alcoholic

A person addicted to alcohol consumption.

Benji Madden was an alcoholic but he's been sober for 3 years now...yay Benji! Luvv ya dude!!

by The Electric Guitar is my Best Friend January 14, 2004

alcoholic

College kids who drink their feelings, blackout every weekend, come hung over to class that is, if they even make it at all. Some may even have a plan of action entitled something similiar to the BCPA - (Bill Christian Plan of Action) to deal with their drunken hook-ups.

Student 1: Man that guy came to class still drunk, what an alcoholic.

Student 2: Oh yeah, I saw that alky with four girls last night.

Student 1: The BCPA was getting a lot of action.

by PureLeaf January 15, 2012

alcoholic

My observation over a lifetime, is the individual
(1) drinks frequently (almost daily),
(2) becomes inebriated relatively soon after the first or second drink,
(3) continues to drink, sometimes to a state of unconsciousness
(4) knows that they have a problem but won't admit it.
(5) almost always has a ketone acidosis odor on their breath
(6)SAL IS AN ALCOHOLIC IN DENIAL.

Sal drinks too often && is in denial so he is an alcoholic.

by HookerElla June 24, 2008

alcoholic

Someone who has decided to label themselves in order to obtain special treatment, psychiatric drugs, or join a cult. Also a term used to detach from responsibility and make others responsible for your own problems.

My neighbor is an alcoholic. He’s been sober for three years, doesn’t work, and spends all his disability check on Vegas hookers.

by devestment October 10, 2009