Alaskan Pipeline

An Alaskan Pipeline occurs when a homosexual male takes a shit in some saran wrap, wraps it up and freezes it to a solid and hard form, then sticks it in his mates ass as a substitute for a dildo or penis.

(Ben and Lee are mates)
Ben- Hey Lee, so.. you want to...
Lee- Sure, im ready. I just don't want to get any STDS.
Ben- Well, did you bring your dildo?
Lee- No, I thought you would have yours. What else could we use?
Ben- I can make an Alaskan Pipeline.
Lee- Good idea.

by James T. January 29, 2007

Alaskan Pipeline

When a women takes a dump into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo once it has hardened.

Molly enjoys an Alaskan Pipeline every thursday morning.

by Niko Morella April 11, 2011

Alaskan Pipeline

When a man shits in plastic wrap, freezes it, then while having anal sex with his partner, grabs the frozen shit and rams it in her ass like it was his cock.

Damn! it smells like someone has been in an Alaskan Pipeline in here!

by Roger Kilburn November 14, 2007

Alaskan pipeline

When you shit in a condom freeze it and use it as a dildo for your girlfriend

Yo Nick did Ryan use that Alaskan pipeline on you yet

by Morgan Leonard December 11, 2019

Alaskan Pipeline

Freezing a big poop log. Proceeding to Tittie sex a large boobed lady

I totally gave that chick with a dick an Alaskan Pipeline last night. It was tits.

by Prtarded March 14, 2015

Alaskan pipeline

When you take a condom shit in it, freeze it and use it as a dildo

Me girlfriend wanted to get crazy but we didn't have a dildo so we made an alaskan pipeline

by Dtrock3 December 20, 2010

Alaskan Pipeline

When you shit in a sock, freeze it, and use it as a melee weapon.

Ex. "Billy, I will beat you with an Alaskan pipeline!"

by Skyrim@21 October 3, 2019