Japanese Air Conditioning

When a girl freezes green tea ice cubes and puts them in her mouth and than places the guy's balls in her mouth.

It was hot last night and Ashley came over and helped out with some Japanese Air Conditioning.

by JT Miller July 15, 2009

Colombian Air Conditioner

The Colombian Air Conditioner is a term which refers to the sexual act in which two people spread their assholes, and press them against one another. Upon doing this, one of the participating parties flatulates into the other's spread anus. This will cause said member to burp the fart out. If one so desires to have the air cold, one could hold icecubes in their mouth. It is often used as a threat to those whom you dislike, or wish to engage in sexual intercourse with.

Tim: "Your a bitch."

John: "Shut up before I give you a Colombian Air Conditioner."

Jane: "Hi Jack"

Jack: "Hey babe do you want a Colombian Air Conditioner tonight?"

by Botoraka October 22, 2017

Air Conditioner

the sexual act when a man goes down on a woman after eating a popsicle or something else frozen on a hot summers day.

Guy: "Hey dude, I gave that chick an air conditioner this afternoon:
Girl: "I would love an air conditioner its soooooo hot out!!"

by BILLYandKAILA May 5, 2011

solids are going to hit the air conditioning

another phrase for shit hits the fan but more refined. Used to predict a mess when the event happens.

"When that gets published, the solids are going to hit the air conditioning".

by KevinTheB November 29, 2007

Air Conditioner Mechanic

a form of labour aimed at young lazy people whom wish never to work, get a flashy job title and speak alot of smack about air conditioners. Also trained to beleive that they are supirior when in fact they are driven to slavery by their tradesman to make way for the one whom upon arival the Air Condition Mechanics beleive will bend the space time continum with his ability to bludge so much.

Bob - i heard you got a job
Ali - ye i repair and maintair air conditioners, i'm an air conditioner mechanic
Bob - thats not a job, your just a theif
Ali - stop it
________________
Bob - Hey man shouldnt we get to work?
Jim - na man we'll do it like Air Conditioner Mechanics
Bob - Thats just low

by lenny xox king October 17, 2008

after the excrement hit the air-conditioning

A phrase used to signal when some inevitable bad thing has happened.
Everyone involved usually gets punished or ill effects.
A different version of "when the shit hits the fan"

Phil called the bouncer an idiot. After the excrement hit the air-conditioning and now Phil and all his mates are banned from the club

by TaintedDeity May 14, 2008

air conditioning

What you use to be inconspicuous about talking about smoking marijuana after a party or event.

hey Tom, air conditioning soon?

by randogymbob April 12, 2022