aggravated perjury

An arbitrary charge made against a defendant in a mock trial when you cannot think of anything else to charge them with.

Esteemed people of the jury, you cannot possibly charge the defendant with "aggravated perjury", as her statement was not made under oath in a court of law!

by cornbreadtime May 15, 2022

drunken aggravation

Slang term that refers to a large aircraft maintenence facility in the midwest (Cornhusker State) where greed and hillbillies run rampant. See also fucktackle.

I used to work at drunken aggravation, but got fired for having more than common sense.

by Cumbuster14 September 28, 2013

aggravated affection

Where you are majorly irritated/upset about the naively-stupid action of someone whom you love to death, and so instead of hollering at him, you merely grab him in an aggressively-strong bear-hug and plant a hard smacking kiss on his mouth, then ears-smokingly shove him out of your way and storm off to correct whatever fiasco that he created by his well-meaning-but-horrendously-inappropriate actions caused, such as misusing soap/detergent, oil, water, etc. so that it ruined/soiled something that wasn't supposed to have contact with said fluid. Classic example: where Estelle Getty uses assorted household chemicals and warm water to launder Sylvester Stallone's service-pistol --- and in so doing washes all the bluing off --- in the comedy-farce, "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!"

I sometimes get really exasperated with my wife when she tries to repair or clean/tidy up my stuff, not realizing that some of the items cannot be processed or handled in an "everyday" manner. I know that she always means well, though, of course, so after she plaintively informs me that she was "just trying to help", I always use aggravated affection to deflect/diffuse my fury... I just near-crushingly squeeze her in a major massive "noisy" lip-lock (i.e., "Oh --- MMMMMMMMWUH!!!") before fumingly stomping off to try to undo whatever disaster she caused... hey, it ain't HER fault if she doesn't realize that you don't use Windex to clean a desk-phone!

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

aggravator

Synonym of Newgate knocker (“a lock of hair worn twisted back toward the ear”)

An aggravator, or love curl, of a delicate roundness, hung low upon the imperial forehead, …

by Delbosco October 15, 2021

Aggravated assault

American term: A person who intentionally hurt someone really bad that it causes severe inflict injuries usually with a weapon
E.g broken bones
Brain damage

Intense blood

Spinrol injuries or head injuries

Even sometimes death

Aggravated assault

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

aggravation apparatus

the governnment's unsettling technology that makes people commit more crimes after age 18 even though there is way more opportunity.

The aggravation apparatus had more blacks in jail than were in slavery.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

Aggravated dad driving

Swerving all over the road, trying to hit someone in the back seat.

"He wasn't drunk, but he did get it charged with Aggravated Dad Driving."

by Curly 42 March 16, 2019