afterbreath

The smell, distinct from the taste, of someone’s breath after eating out their girl.

Man, she tasted amazing last night, but my afterbreath smelled like a rotten fart.

by Gmoosedawg July 9, 2019

afterblues

(Noun). The mild depression following excessive use of marijuana, typically one to two days following the last time of use. The manner in which the afterblues hit will depend on how much marijuana was smoked and the quality; some afterblues will hit very hard but last less than an hour, and some will come on more slowly and last a day or more.

"The afterblues hit me like a Mack truck today at work."

by CircusFolk September 16, 2008

afterboner

the boner you still have after masturbating or having sex before going flaccid. It usually lasts a minute and makes it hard to put clothes on.

Franklin tried to piss after sex, but his afterboner made pee go everywhere.

by gamervolcano May 4, 2015

Line Afterbangs

sick ass freestyle skis that are extremely buttery and awesome. also pretty much indestructible, made like a skate deck.

I've had Line Afterbangs for 3 seasons and they are still holding up strong, and i can butter way better than all my friends!

by steezcannon13 June 27, 2012

Afterbang

After launching yourself and your snowboard through the air and landing your dopest move, maintain your cool stable landing pose for a second or two and ride into the distance like it ain't no thang.

Yo, check this guy's afterbang, so sick it's like he never left the ground.

by Pimp-X May 10, 2005

afterbation

the act of masturbation after having had sexual intercourse, when one's partner has departed.

Lorilax:
"After you left, I was reading an art history book-got me going. I had to put it down and afterbate."

Rutherford: "No doubt. I love afterbation when Dali is involved. Our sex life is hot. We need a gallery"

by the lorilax April 14, 2014

Afterbreakup Bitch

A person who talks shit after you were in a relationship and tries to fuck up your life even if they are the ones who ended the relationship.

I tried to stay friends but she is such a big afterbreakup bitch

by GaZs August 27, 2017