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Afghani Black Hawk

Sexual act in which, while penetrating your partner, you spin using your penis as a pivotal point, like a helicopter.
Crikey mate, I hit my Sheila with the Afghani Black Hawk this arvo, it was fire.
by Gulf War Doctor April 1, 2020
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Afghani Tongue Bath

When one licks another's sweaty testicles whilst vacationing on a beach wearing a concealed suicide vest.
When on vacation, I awaited the unsuspecting Afghani Tongue Bath from an unknown stranger.
by KingFoopaTroopa June 12, 2023
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Afghany shitter

Shooting blindly while ducked behind cover
He’s doing the afghany shitter
by Jose Alvarado June 16, 2023
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Afghani pullout

When you are trying to pullout of your partner before ejaculating but you fuck it all up and some of your baby batter gets left behind.
I was fucking my girlfriend last night, I really messed up and gave her an Afghani pullout. I hope she doesn’t get pregnant.
by Kriss Long September 9, 2021
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Afghani Pullout

When a man 'pulls out' during sex but leaves some behind.
She felt so good I couldn't help but do an Afghani pullout
by outlaww September 13, 2021
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Afghani pull-out

When having sex with a stripper and you pull out, but the act still results in pregnancy
My buddy Hunter did an Afghani pull-out and now he is a baby daddy.
by Eurloch August 17, 2021
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Afghani Paper Towels

Military Term.

After washing your hands, you proceed to wipe your hands on your pants in lieu of no paper towels readily available.

See also: Iraqi Paper Towels
Jim: I'm so glad my hands are clean, but I don't have anything to dry them with.

Terry: Bro, Afghani Paper Towels. Duh.
by PUN1SHER1991 October 20, 2022
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