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Acting like a granola bar

In essence, when one is acting like a granola bar, it means that they are acting in an unstable and unprecedented manner, that it evokes concern to all individuals nearby. Like Nature Valley Granola Bars, which tend to disintegrate easily. If an individual's mental health and overall lifestyle is showing signs of decline and instability, one could say that they are acting like a granola bar. In closure, to act like a granola bar means that you are fucking Wilding and acting crazy asf.
Person 1 background: recently lost their job, about to be evicted, has gotten numerous restraining orders in the last few days, hasn't taken care of their hygiene in a long ass time, and is doing black tar heroin on the double.
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"
by reformedshibainu January 14, 2022
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Act like a fucking fool

Hopes the best for your season at any sport
Ayo bro , you better act like a fucking fool this varsity season nigga
by Linky215 August 10, 2019
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Stop acting like a shemale

Saying used when you acknowledge that someone is a man, but a weak one.
My friend: That joke offended me!
Me: It's just a joke, stop acting like a shemale and grow a pair.
by CK-HVACR August 6, 2024
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you act like a kid

You act like you ain’t got no type of sense and act like your 2 years of age
“You act like a kid you act like ain’t got no sense like you you 2 years old like my nephew grow up stop acting like a kid it’s not funny.
by Kaykayorkay November 8, 2022
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Acting like an adult

Being anything but rose
I'm 30, and I don't work in a grocery store. I'm acting like an adult.
by Sportysnake November 19, 2020
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Acting like a princess

Acting like a princess when a man/female acts pissy and gets an attitude when they don’t get what they want and or wants it they’re way or no way
by Aonedefinitions April 1, 2023
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