abdominal reins

Abdominal reins is the excessively large, cheesy and sexy flab of fat that exist on the side of BBW women. In extreme cases it hangs over the side of their jeans and plays peek a boo as her shirt sways with the wind.

EX: While my ole lady and I were having intercourse, I latched on to her abdominal reins and rode her into town....YEEEEHAWWW

by Fire Sauce July 8, 2014

god's abomination

A derogatory yet truthful term for gingers, peoples of which have no soul. As in South Park where Eric Cartman calls the ginger kids God's Abomination.

"Ed, you spud eating mic, you know you're God's Abomination with all that red hair, pale skin, not to mention RPH."

by theSWAMP November 9, 2009

Abdominally enhanced

ADJECTIVE:
Politically correct way of saying "fat." Obese. Porcine.

"I'm not fat, I'm abdominally enhanced."
"Who's the abdominally enhanced fellow standing over there."

by James J. Mitchell September 7, 2006

abominable snowjob

When a girl gives you a blowjob, spits it in her hand, then smacks you across the face and punches you in the nuts

I was enjoying my blowjob until my girlfriend pulled an abominable snowjob on me!

by filthy pirate hooker October 21, 2014

abomination

Gatorade mixed with Southern Comfort. Best for public places, like the fair, movies, etc.

"The abomination is proof that Southern Comfort mixes well with everything."

by peargotpeas March 6, 2009

abominable penis

When one's man tool or chicken is so massive that it hangs out of one's pants and drags accross the floor leaving a trail of blood and blistering the head and shaft.

"That dude had an abominable penis?"

by Naes Ttekcup September 25, 2005

I am abomination

A band full of overweight cocky assholes who do nothing but self-promote on myspace and smoke weed.

Dude, the singer of I am abomination is trying to have sex with that 13 year old over there.

by dudemancore19 April 5, 2009