M.A.P.

A "Politically Correct" Term for the spectrum of Babyfuckers. Stands for Minor Attracted Person.

"Wasn't Jared from Subway a M.A.P. "

by yeeterino January 2, 2019

It's okay, I'm a doctor!

The single most reassuring phrase you can say, just before or after something stupid is going to happen or has happened.

Whether or not it's true is a different story

"Hrm...I don't know if I should try and jump over this moving car..."

"It's okay, I'm a doctor!"

"Allright, that's all I needed to hear!"

by tehx02 June 29, 2009

I'm a Shark!

The Singing Shark is an internet meme based on a comic strip found on the same site as the Hockey Zombie. The meme is actually a comic, about a great white shark, who pops out of the water with his mouth wide open to sing, "I'm a shark! I'm a shark! Suck my dick! I'm a shark!"

This has spurned a massive response online, and variations of it are everywhere.

Why didn't you write your essay for class?

"I'm a shark! Suck my dick! I didn't do it!"

by kelderoth April 2, 2007

P.M.A

The short version of saying positive mental attitude

Dom: Shit, we got that bad guy on our team again!
Michael: Dude stop being such a little bitch, hit em up with that P.M.A

by qtpie fanboi June 11, 2016

Cat, I'm a Kitty Cat

And I dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.

Cat, I'm a kitty cat, and I dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.

by ThisRandomPersonWhoDefinedThis March 14, 2019

N.E.A.M

Acronym for Not Even a Milf

Guy 1 : Dude check out that woman at Gold's in the guys section

Guy 2: Shes not even hot!

Guy 1: yeah she must be a N.E.A.M

by Tronathon August 18, 2009

Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.)

anything associated with the "mini van" body and the bullshit ridiculously easy to drive vehicle, its so easy to drive because of the car chassis it sits on, the full power brakes, its surrounded by glass, its so easy to steer. Anything associated but not limited to Ford Windstar, Chrysler Town and Country, Plymoth Voyager, Chevrolet Uplander or Venture, Dodge Caravan, Mazda MPV, Toyota Sienna, Nissan Quest, and last and most definatly deserves to be least Kia Sedona because of its complimentary paper plate brake rotors, toilet paper roll drivetrain, twizzlers for spark plug wires, cheap supermarket send a kid to camp for $1 plastic bags for air bags, and coca cola can hull.

Yo look at that Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) im sure glad i dont drive one of those

by MYNAMEIST March 6, 2007