stubborn

my girlfriend Olivia

“no i'm not getting you a drink” - her being stubborn (proceeds to ask me to get her a drink)

by gitupp June 18, 2024

Stubborn Husband Spicy Hot Dog

When the wife warns you to wear gloves before cleaning jalapeno peppers. You ignore the advise, then proceed to use the restroom. End results is husband is in pain, and pouring milk on his junk to ease the burning.

I had the stubborn husband spicy hot dog last week when I didn't put gloves on my hands before cleaning jalapeno peppers.

by WhoSaidItFirst October 28, 2025

Stubborn

Michael. Doesn't let people tell him otherwise.

If you look up stubborn in the dictionary, you'll find Michael's name.

by XxInvicta_xX February 17, 2023

Stubborn Butt

when someone is constipated from eating too much of one type of food or not enough fiber to easily pass a bowel

The other day Claire had stubborn butt from eating too much cheese. Yo man your farts smell rank, you must have stubborn butt.

by Snavely79 February 25, 2019

Stubborn

Martha bevan

When you are as stubborn as Martha bevan

by Kopperberg June 25, 2019

Rationally Stubborn

Self explanitory, being stubborn while still maintaining a rational sense of thought.

"Nicole is always rationally stubborn, thats why shes always right!"
"Nicole pisses me off because shes so stubborn, but i cant get mad at her because shes always so damn rational!"

by Vq37nxfe November 13, 2017

Stubborn

An absolute asshole of a person who doesn't do or listen to shit unless they want/feel like to. The worst kind of stubborn people aren't the kind that talk back, but rather the ones that are silent and don't acknowledge the shit you request or say. They don't even tell you why, they just go about their usual day (or in my case, they leave you on read).

Reese: I think microwave ovens are sexy
Girl: Cool
Reese: That's not weird right?

Girl: Not at all
Reese: So... you cool with that?
Girl: Yes
Reese: Can I see your microwave then?
Girl: *leaves on read*
Reese: Hello?
Girl: ?
Reese: I said can I see your microwave?
Girl: *leaves on read*
Reese: Can you at least tell me the color of your microwave?
Girl: black
Reese: Oh okay, may I please see your microwave??? 🥺
Girl: *leaves on read*
Reese: FFFFFUUUUUUU........
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Tom: Hey bro
Reese: You know what I fucking hate Tom?
Tom: What
Reese: Stubborn people, they're so fucking cringe.
Tom: Yeah agreed.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 27, 2021