Guy: Hey, guess what. I slept with your sister last night
Guy2: Oh shut up, a zebra doesn't eat apples.
Guy2: Oh shut up, a zebra doesn't eat apples.
by Hugo Molten April 21, 2011
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When someone is a complete asshole, with no real motive.
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Few fries short of a happy meal
Few yards short of a first down
When someone is a complete asshole, with no real motive.
Same as:
Few fries short of a happy meal
Few yards short of a first down
I asked my boss for my first raise in two years, and he said I deserved it, but I wouldn't get it. He's either a total ass, or a few apples short of a fruitcake.
by hellokoala November 5, 2009
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