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John Wick

A guy who's famous for being the world's famous spy, simultaneously making him the world's WORST spy.
"Dude, this new John Wick movie just came out! Wanna go see it?"
"They all have the same plot. Argh, who gives a crap they're good."
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer September 27, 2021
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John Wicked

When a candle moves instantly to your stop loss, instantly killing your play.
"Bro I just got John Wicked out of my position!"
by TheOfficialDoc October 9, 2025
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John Wicked

When your friend sends a video of him jumping on a camera with no clothes on, exposing his bare ass and shaft of his cock
God Dammit! My friend John Wicked me on my snapchat last night!”
by toribiorillo February 10, 2023
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John Wicking

The action of a man making finger guns with both hands durring doggystyle; then inserting both pointer and index fingers the woman's vagina on both sides of his penis, followed by inserting both thumbs in her ass. Commonly done when the man wants to feel a tighter hole.
I fucked the shit out of Jessica last night, but she was pretty loose so I had to give her the ole John Wicking.
by The_Deacon June 29, 2024
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John Wick

some people, John Wick, do they ever shut up
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John Wicked

Paramedic 1: We had a guy die from a stab wound to the heart tonight!
Paramedic 2: Damn, he got John Wicked!
by HRTMNDR January 10, 2022
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