Acute afecalfalia

When one feels as though he/she needs to evaucuate his/her bowels but cannot.

Looks like Deliveraci has acute afecalfalia, he has been sitting on the pot all day.

by Sym Dawnderson January 25, 2009

Acute Lyrical Comprehension Syndrome

ALCS is the inability to understand the lyrics of a song no matter the style. One may be ALCS positive when: he/she does not understand the meaning behind the words or when he/she just doesn't understand the words themselves.

You may have a condidtion known as acute lyrical comprehension syndrome or ALCS.

by Ni2k February 16, 2013

Acute pedo

A youngish man who you think is a bit risky.
They tend to have long greasy hair and glasses, you don't know if you can trust them.
They also tend to be into science.

I'd stay away from that weird guy, he's probably an acute pedo!

by clubpenguinfun June 3, 2016

Acute Faggotosis

A condition that causes severe bouts of gayness.

Gordon suffers from Acute Faggotosis that causes him to have fits of homosympathetic symtoms.

by Rich549 May 27, 2018

acute dick

A woman's polite way of telling you that you're about as well-hung as a two-year-old. Synonyms: two-inch tickler and two-pump chump.

Jeez, you have acute dick.

by Kix May 3, 2004

Acute Scrotal Itch (A.S.I.)

The sudden sharp, piercing itching sensation a man gets in his scrotum. Often completely debilitating, the itch must be scratched almost immediately to avoid injury.

I was in the grocery store with my wife when I got an attack of Acute Scrotal Itch (A.S.I.). The aisle was crowded so I had to duck behind my wife to get to it.

by sobonate December 10, 2012

Acute Angle

An angle whose measure is less than 90 degrees.

That triangle has 2 acute angle.

by TwoThousand? March 22, 2016