in bed

Also good for using after your mom, your face, and the ever popular your mom's face

Abel: That's stupid
Bevers: Your mom is stupid
ABel: Your face is stupid
Bevers: your mom's face is stupid
abel: your mom's face is stupid...in bed
follow with OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! FACE!!

by Abel November 25, 2004

in bed

To be in business together.

Okay, you can go tell Jack that we're back in bed together, I'm sure he'll be very happy

by Nickstryker August 13, 2004

In Bed

Something you can add to any sentence in the world and make it sound related to sex.

Try it, it works. : Can make any conversation amusing.

Dude: Hey, what time should I fix your computer?
Dude 2: In bed.

Dude: Hey, I saw your mom at that restaurant last night.
Dude 2: In bed.

Dude: Hey, stop jumping on my sister!
Dude 2: In bed.

by hilarityislovelitude June 23, 2009

Bed

Another house for a lazy person

Mom: can you please get me the milk?

Son: no Im in my bed

Mom: why? Is that your new house or sumthin?

Son: yup

by Unknown❓ September 3, 2018

Bed

Somebody who likes porn

Aaniyah: Did you know Adrian likes bed
Rihanna: Really?
Duayne: Yeah I saw his history at school.

by Jacob [e-mail] April 30, 2019

Bed

A device used for recuperating lost stamina invented by Nyl during the Dark Ages

I'm going to destroy you on the bed tonight honey

by Nelnel68 June 12, 2018

Bed

Yes

Bed

by Someone on this website November 26, 2021