Zeke

Zeke is a very attractive, funny male with a big penis. Whenever he makes a joke, you laugh unintentionally. He is just that funny. He is a graduate of Kai Cenat’s rizz academy. He is known to be Kay Flock’s homie since day 1 as well.

“Zeke is the cutest boy in his class”- randon treesh

by Janiqua Joseph November 22, 2021

Zeked

Noun: to receive a handjob at the back of a classroom

Friend 1: I heard you got zeked yesterday
Friend 2: Yeah it was pretty mid, prolly a 7.5

by Chodychidd March 29, 2023

Zeke

One beer drinking son of a bitch

Have you seen zeke the other day?? He was drunk again for the 3rd week in a row

by Cmashburn March 5, 2020

Zeke

Zeke is a sweet, quiet boy who cares for you a lot, though he might not show it. Fuck all of those UD's saying he's a dickhead. I love him.

What the fuck is the point of this
uHm
"I love Zeke?"

by I hate it on UD May 30, 2021

Zeke

Zeke is the best boyfriend you could ever have. He’s funny and very caring. He is the person that everyone wants.

“Have you met Zeke”
“Yeah I like him”

by Heyyyyy;) November 27, 2019

zeke

you all have it wrong muthafukers...zeke is someone who cares too much for too little... short for Ezekiel...
now how is that an insult?

remember mother Terasa? remember fred hollows, remember what zeke's they were.

by zeke from abo land September 11, 2003

Zeke

Short for Zero Kelvin, the coldest possible temperature that is physically impossible to reach, it is a compliment equated to "hardcore, damn near impossible, awesome, cool". Can also be abbreviated as ZK.

"Dude, that headshot was totally ZeKe."

"I got us the beer, it's ZeKe, bro."

"Your new Wrangler looks absolutely ZeKe."

by Latraven May 17, 2016