zeb wooding

a person

oh look, its zeb wooding.

by sproutyy April 4, 2022

Zeb

A fat shit that expands daily. He always makes fun of people and does dumb shit. he is the type of person to stick his fingers in some ones ass and lick it off. he has a micro dick. that nigga always is fat

See that Zeb? Isnt he a FAT SHIT

by niggatron1.911 November 22, 2024

Zeb

Zeb means a dick in Arabic, z-e-b

My friend stuck his zeb in my pussy

by Didn’t ask 1001 January 15, 2021

Zeb

Someone who is associated with the LGBTQ+ community, oversized, and has a bigger ego than dick

Dude that guys totally a zeb.

by Sophia Imran April 17, 2025

Zeb Fck Schulz

Zeb Fck Schulz is a philosopher, accountant and a genius who is of the magical ancient rhino species called a “Fuck”.

Zeb is also the older brother of famous social media personality and musician, Gus Fck Schulz.

Zeb is always full of spit facts and annoyingly long responses to relatively simple things.

“i should take magnesium tablets more”

“imagine paying five thousand dollars for a portion of a coin that doesn’t exist”

“spains crime rate got me like :(“

“1000 men marched to fight at 145 Princes Highway, none of them made it to the door.”

“Did you knoooow…”

- Zeb Fck Schulz quotes

by gusfckschulz December 11, 2024

Zeb

Zeb is a guy who is SUPER ugly but his personality is to die for #hes my ex bf

Zeb is an ass but has a really big dick

by saphyreyournewexgirlfriend July 23, 2022

Zeb of “Zebstagraam” (sic)

Too much weasel, not enough words.

See also: Charlatan

Zeb of “Zebstagraam” (sic) tried frivolously to win the argument using a nonsensical word salad.

Sam: you are a charlatan

Zeb: If we take off the guardrails, and let the meanings wash out across the broader scale of language, what do words mean if they all mean anything?

Sam: you are a Charlatan

by Ffriday January 23, 2022