Zak

People named zak have an 100% chance of being the biggest bastard you will ever meet. Zak's constantly brag about money, even though their parents always give them money. They always fake their voice, and use the same jokes when they claim they roasted you. The only thing zak's do are climb rooves, bitch constantly and play xbox. If you see a zak, immediatly run away because you dont want to catch his disease.

Theres zaki the iraqi. Go punch him in the face!!!

by LAMBORGHIN2003 January 21, 2019

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Zak

1. The Lizard King of this generation. Many believe that the soul of Jim Morrison was flying around, as a child is like a flower with its head floating in the breeze, and he jumped into Zak's brain.. and he's still in there.
2. Loves his girl, Jamie. Also known as Queen of the Highway. They'll be together forever. They're Cosmic Mates.

"I am the Lizard King, I can do anything!"
*Zak shouts from the top of his car*

by Pamela Courson October 14, 2008

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Zak is a jerk that only wants sex from you. If he says he loves you he does not mean it. He lies constantly as if it were for his own health. Please do not trust him. He will only hurt you and make your life a living hell.

Zak is a player.

by LadyLove88 September 25, 2011

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1)One who is always saying jokes at the wrong time.
2) one who is owned by his world history teacher on a daily basis.

1)Whoah, did you hear that joke that Zak told? it was so stupid!

2) Wow did you hear about that Zak kid? I hear he got owned by his history teacher today!

by K4NY3 April 10, 2009

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A boy with a perfect heart and a wonderful soul. He's all smiles and laughter, and his ability to make you smile is unbelievable. He has at least 4 man to his blade and has the loose waist ting for carni .

Ur brown n cute like zak

by Biz365 October 10, 2019

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