Zak

1. The Lizard King of this generation. Many believe that the soul of Jim Morrison was flying around, as a child is like a flower with its head floating in the breeze, and he jumped into Zak's brain.. and he's still in there.
2. Loves his girl, Jamie. Also known as Queen of the Highway. They'll be together forever. They're Cosmic Mates.
"I am the Lizard King, I can do anything!"
*Zak shouts from the top of his car*
by Pamela Courson October 14, 2008
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Zak is a jerk that only wants sex from you. If he says he loves you he does not mean it. He lies constantly as if it were for his own health. Please do not trust him. He will only hurt you and make your life a living hell.
Zak is a player.
by LadyLove88 September 25, 2011
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1)One who is always saying jokes at the wrong time.
2) one who is owned by his world history teacher on a daily basis.
1)Whoah, did you hear that joke that Zak told? it was so stupid!

2) Wow did you hear about that Zak kid? I hear he got owned by his history teacher today!
by K4NY3 April 10, 2009
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Someone who is very kind, funny, and loyal. When your with or talking to this person you have sense of belonging and peace, they easily make you laugh and can make you feel like the most important person in the world. They can be outgoing and hyper sometimes but also can be calm and loving. They are a huge foodie and loves to be snacking throughout the day, they also love animals.
by Jayden:) January 30, 2023
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A boy with a perfect heart and a wonderful soul. He's all smiles and laughter, and his ability to make you smile is unbelievable. He has at least 4 man to his blade and has the loose waist ting for carni .
Ur brown n cute like zak
by Biz365 October 10, 2019
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a man with a gigantic horse cokc
oh my zak's cokc is massive
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Zak in a name commonly given to gothic pale people.
"Oh god look at that retard over there, must be a zak!" "Have you seen that new boy zak, bit of a goth isn't he?"
by lmao694200 October 31, 2020
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