A guy who makes weird noises with his mouth and tongue, who loves basketball, who hates obama and democrats, who loves to try and find mistles, and hates south korea.
wow I hate obama, what am I
You are a zach
by South Korea April 12, 2013
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The coolest most trill crunked up white gangsterever
Is that Zach? Damn he's a legend man
by Zach8391 January 6, 2007
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hottest boy ever

gets all the girls

has huge penis

not a fuck boy
not a Mexican

some believe he is jesus in a new body

has incredible abs and arms
girl 1: is that Zach
girl 2: yes hes so hot holy shit
by riceboi666illuminati March 5, 2015
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Good guy. Has his moody days, but can always make you smile even when you're miserable. Has been known to joke around and loves to have fun. Active in his church and is happy. Goes through girls kindof quickly but is never mean when it gets broken off. Talented in many areas and is good at sports. Caring even though he doesn't always show it. Good looking. Nice hair and a great body. Dresses well. Good ole boy
Zach: Are you ok, you seem down?
Friend: Yea I am.
Zach: Just making sure (:
by DHWEITA June 27, 2010
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#1 He is an incredible person
#2 He is amazingly good looking
#3 You will never meet anyone like him
#4 Once you've met him you will never forget him
#5 usually could be considered 'strange'.
#6 Love the colors green, black, and white
#7 Is the funniest and most fun person i be around.
#8 someone you could fall in love with easily.
#9 likes to walk to Cuba at 10pm and plays with My little Pony XD
#10 -whispers- and I also heard he had a really hott girlfriend ;)
Woah. I can't believe Zach asked me out he is way to amazing for me.
by Cheyenne Foster November 17, 2008
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One of the most amazing men ever. Sexy as hell, amazing in bed, will make you fall in love with him in days. Will make you want to have his children in weeks. Likes pool sex, WoW, and hearing his girl moan. Loves Charlotte unconditionally. Is totally unavailable to any girls reading this because he's getting married to this girl.
by CharlottexZach August 31, 2008
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Zach is the name of a very loyal boy. Zachs are very caring, smart, nice, cute, honest, and outgoing. Zachs are usually moderatly tall. Usually with brown, flippy hair and brown gold eyes. Zachs are very athletic and get into their relationships. They're the best boyfriends a girl could ask for
Girl 1: I have a new boyfriend
Girl 2: who is he
Girl 1: (points)
Girl 2: Mmm damn must be a Zach ;)
by Blake Makerblah December 22, 2013
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