A cunty guy with such a big forehead that it takes up the entire room, all of his friends make fun of him for it. His forehead also has the power to summon an army of sea animals because of the trident it beholds.
by Donard veliu August 21, 2019
Your best friend. The kind of guy who can always make you laugh when you are sad and you can't help but fall for him.
by Wickersham4 June 28, 2011
Zach is a very loving person. He can be a dick to his friends but is very loyal, he will do anything to protect anyone around him. Zach is naturally charismatic,shy, athletic, smart Zach has very dark brown eyes that can easily get u losses in them he is also cunning he enjoys the company of his friends. Zach is a shy kid, usually when he feels love for a girl he decides to keep it to himself he will take up the chance to talk to his crush in private , your lucky to have Zach as a boyfriend. Zach's hobbies are drawing, soccer. Zach is a big softy and will be missed by anyone who losses him. Zach usually keeps his feelings to himself he is very gullible but can play mind games fairly well. Zach
" Zach and his friend Dustin was the only one's who scored the two perfect 100%s in the grade on the final math test."
"Zach is a real catch."
"I scared the living shit out of Zach yesterday"
"Zach is a real catch."
"I scared the living shit out of Zach yesterday"
by big boi thick December 7, 2019
A very very handsome guy. He is the epitome of the balance between cute and hot, like how does he do it?! He's very sweet and caring and will be there for you when you need him most. If you ever come across him, keep him close because he's worth more than the world. Tell him how much you love him cause he needs to hear it too. Kiss him every day and hold him close. Zach is the greatest person in the world and no distance can keep him from loving you. Watch out for this switch, he likes to submit but when he doesn't get what he wants, he'll dom you in the absolute hottest way possible. Oh, he also loves nu-metal so if you wanna talk to him, get familiar with his playlist. He can get angry but that's only because underneath his chad-alpha shell he's a sm0l bean who hurts and feels too. Just be there for him when he needs you and you'll have him forever.
In conclusion, love him as much as you possibly can because there's only one of him and trust me, you'll need him. He's your babey, daddy and very best friend.
In conclusion, love him as much as you possibly can because there's only one of him and trust me, you'll need him. He's your babey, daddy and very best friend.
Person 1: See that guy there? What's his name?
Person 2: Oh, that's Zach
Person 1: How is he both cute and hot?! I want him to be my boyfriend
Person 2: He's taken and very loyal, so I suggest you step off
Person 2: Oh, that's Zach
Person 1: How is he both cute and hot?! I want him to be my boyfriend
Person 2: He's taken and very loyal, so I suggest you step off
by yesisnowhenyougetdowntoit January 16, 2020
zach is literally the most cool dude on the planet bro literally pulls any hoe if he pleases big guy or skinny guy no middle ground and is a master at literally everything
gay wad: look at zach with his hoes and cash
zach: sorry bro you win some you lose some 🤷 ♂️
*nutcracker 360 force kicks fag into different dimension*
zach: sorry bro you win some you lose some 🤷 ♂️
*nutcracker 360 force kicks fag into different dimension*
by pooplord735628 December 2, 2020