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To be sent and out of this world. Where you're laughing so hard.
"DUDE OMFG THAT ZOOTED ME!"
"I'm zooted"
Zooted by Ciara M. May 4, 2020
Being completely fucked up to gods greatness. Not feeling or thinking about a damn thing on the whole earth. Survival is the only option
That man is Zooted. He just jumped through three walls.
Zooted by Jerkenoff December 26, 2019
What Tuquan Watt is all the time. So f'd up all the time that the only words he can say are "mad zooted".

Also, heard on the 3rd floor of Bowditch Hall at Salem State College...way too much!
"I'm mad zooted, nigga! Zooted!"
zooted by Bowditch 3rd Floor January 22, 2008
Higher than high.
I'm on another level, I'M ZOOTED!
ZOOTED by mike jones chuch December 4, 2016
it’s just basically another word of saying that you are high out your mind. preferably on weed. weed is nice, coke is nice. let’s get zooted.
Lakshentamina: Do you remember that party where you passed out?
Bitch Lasagna: nah bruh that molly got me zooted.
zooted by lakshetimiana January 26, 2019
“Dude your so crossed are you ok?”
“Man I’m so Zooted right now, I don’t even know.”
Zooted by clinicaly gay January 29, 2019