teaching your dog to drive

A polite suggestion that someone has admirable faith while being out of touch with reality.

"Brilliant idea, truly, but you're teaching your dog to drive."

by Monkey's Dad March 31, 2020

Fuck your dog

I want fuck you dog

I really wny fuck your dog

by A.WAYNEEEEEEE June 4, 2018

Spider-Man Kiss your dog

When you spider man kisses your dog

Shut up Spider-Man Kiss your dog

by Robert Hamill September 24, 2019

Now I wanna be your dog

Famous Iggy Pop song.

Now I'm ready to close my eyes
And now I'm ready to close my mind
And now I'm ready to feel your hand
And lose my heart on the burning sands

by the bg August 19, 2004

Pet your dog nose

To be used interchangeably with the phrase: "rub your nipple." The word 'pet' may also be subbed out for something fitting with the circumstance, such as the words 'squeeze' 'smack' or 'flip.'

"I'm gonna pet your dog nose"

Translation: I'm going to rub your nipple

by Ellisniss MGP January 12, 2011

Bill Nye your dog is bi

Phrase used after repeated alterations of "ur mum gay" have been used. Saying this phrase while simultaneously singing along with the theme of Bill Nye the Science Guy results in the God of Gender Judgement,John Cena, to obey 3 requests to permanently change a person's gender, thus never letting anyone identify them as something else again.

"ur mum gay"
"ur ancestors incestors"
"ur granny tranny"
"Bill Nye your dog is bi!"
*Silence Persists afterwards*
"OOOOOOOOO"

by BIGB990 May 25, 2018

national kiss your dog day

you kiss your dog on this day. check, paw, head, lips, leg, etc.

guys! it’s national kiss your dog day. i’m gonna go kiss my dog on his head.

by lani knows best May 31, 2022