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You Look Like a Runner

What a tall, gay and old teacher in the walkways of the High School for Math, Science & Engineering walks up to you and says. He only does this to young, impressionable men that he fancies to see in tight shorts. He will usually accompany this with entering your personal space and/or putting his arm across your shoulder. As he is old and 6' 5", this is quite the unsettling experience.
Hey there young man... You look like a runner. Tryouts are coming up this season you know. You've got quite the body for it.
by glasspaper May 22, 2017
mugGet the You Look Like a Runnermug.

you look like a dildo

A person who fucks pr gets fucked all the time
Dude i ran in the room to grab my wallet and 2 bitches were running a train on josh so i said "you look like a dildo"
by #4567 February 20, 2017
mugGet the you look like a dildomug.

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