You're fucking me soft

Used in an instance or situation in which you've been completely let down by someone as a direct result of their incompetence or overwhelming lack of effort.

"Jesus Christ, what do you mean you posted the wedding rings as bail? You're fucking me soft bro"

by Hamish Alexander March 21, 2017

Oh, So you're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're approaching me?

This is a quote by the one and only.

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DIO!

DIO: Oh, so you're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're approaching me?

Jotaro: Sama....DIO

by A cool average guy December 21, 2021

Oh, Shit! You're Crushing Me!

What you don't say when you're having sex :D

Becky: Ok, babe. Here I go onto your...

Timothy: Oh, Shit! You're Crushing Me!

Becky: Fucker! *pulls out beretta between boobs and shoots*

by Tucksta March 08, 2011

You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!" is the official motto of the cucks. It is from the best worst film "The Room". You're the fiancee of a thot named Lisa who's in love with your best friend, Mark. Mark and Lisa big bang each other, and you become officially cucked. This is how Lisa tears you apart. You thought you were the only person who fucks her belly button and can see her tiddies, but you were wrong, cuck.

thottie lisa: "i can't talk right now."
tommy: "why lisa, WHY LISA? please talk to me, PLEASE. you're part of my life, you are everything, i could not go on without you lisa."
thottie lisa: "you're scaring me."
tommy: "you're lying, I NEVER HIT YOU! YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!"

by fatb8tch July 20, 2019

you're like a brother to me

The worst thing any guy can hear from the girl he likes. Usually resulting in heartbreak.

"Omg Nate, I love you so much you're like a brother to me!"

by oofed October 15, 2017

You're like a Brother to me

The worst thing than rejection a guy could ever get from his crush

Mike: I love you Luna
Luna: Aww you're soo sweet. I love you too. You're like a brother to me.
Mike: *emotional damage*

by Saitama 777 May 04, 2022

You're the only spraypainter for me, Lucas

A phrase used in the movie "Lucas".

Often used in a perverted way on 4chan.

As seen in a comic on 4chan:

"Hey Lucas, come spraypaint this for me.

What? No, I'm busy. Go get someone else to do it.

You're the only spraypainter for me, Lucas

Dude, WTF."

by Pikamander2 October 12, 2010