"He's keen on banana yoghurt" meaning that he likes to suck cock. Often simply meaning "he's Gay", even if not factually accurate about liking semen.
by R. Clayton Jr July 23, 2008

Guy 1: Did you see Jon shoot a big load of man yoghurt on Cindy's face?!
Guy 2: Man, Cindy was so surprised!
Guy 2: Man, Cindy was so surprised!
by Entropia December 14, 2008

I was on my way into the peep-show booth, when I slipped over and landed face-first in a pool of cock-yoghurt.
They really ought to have a cleaner in there between occupants.
They really ought to have a cleaner in there between occupants.
by Tommo February 24, 2004

1,2,3 Yoghurt is a definition of Premature Ejaculation which effects one in 3 men, Altho commonly thought to be highly embarasing 1,2,3 Yoghurt has bought a sense of comedy to the failure to pleasure the woman for the required time.
Dave - "I saw you leave with that girl last night..Talk"
Dan - "Yes mate, she was fit as"
Dave - "You Drain it?"
Dan - "Ofc mate, not 4 long tho, proper 1,2,3 yoghurt "
Dave - "Another notch tho ay?"
Dan - "Yes mate, she was fit as"
Dave - "You Drain it?"
Dan - "Ofc mate, not 4 long tho, proper 1,2,3 yoghurt "
Dave - "Another notch tho ay?"
by Oh Gav! April 27, 2009

by Pey Bong September 29, 2010

by www-mudgie-dot-org March 7, 2004

When you blow your juicy load over your partners chest and then proceed to smear the baby gravy across the chest until it resembles a t-shirt or a "top".
Dude I totally gave your mum a yoghurt top last night, it was great. I made her lick it off my hands afterwards.
by kyle hudson small May 27, 2018
