yousef

a guy with a smile on his face who likes to help everyone ,most probably has a sally bestfriend, you’d never see a sad yousef ,very lovable and most probably egyptian .

1;yousef gave me the whole english quiz when he was tryna help!

2; yousef sounds like a good guy,is he friends with sally and heba?!
1; yes he is!

by hebas bestfriend May 14, 2018

yossed

Tossed/ Thrown

You’re gonna get yossed at the game tomorrow.

by Bluecornchips202 June 10, 2018

Yousef

He is the G.O.A.T and gets any lady just by winking at them 😉 He has a shlong never a shmeet and is a beast in bed.

"I just wanna have a yousef to destroy me booty"-sommer ray

by Sommer ray1669 March 27, 2017

Yousef

Sexiest Egyptian alive. Will surely drop all the ladies jaws in astonishment due to his incredibly good looks. Females have no choice other than bending over in front of him.

Oh god is that Yousef! Why do I have the sudden urge of wanting to suck him off?! There's nothing else to say, he's amazing.

by Skater1000 January 29, 2014

Youseff

A Youseff is a creepy paedophile egytian, commonly found in the bushes outside your house wearing nothing but a creepy smile that no-one is really all that comfortable with. Youseff's are known to keep Hit Lists of their enemies and will add you to it for even recoiling in horror at his stench. If confronted by a Youseff, run. Fast. As far away as your legs will take you without breaking off. Even then, crawl, till your hands are bloody stumps. If escaped is not possible, a highly recommended defence is to play the song "Walk Like An Egyptian", this will cause a Youseff to fall into a trance like state of walking like an egytian. Use this time to escape. The reward for killing a Youseff is $5.50 or two Asian sex slaves.

"Ah, what the fuck is that....Its hurting my eyes....ah fuck it's a Youseff, shit, where's my Ipod!?!?"

by Peter Reynes September 18, 2008

youssef

The act of being smart and kind but at the same time pissing people off

i couldnt think of who to blame so i went youseff on they arse

by Anonymous March 27, 2003

Pulling a Youssef

When at JROTC camp, a dude jacks his dick in the middle of night and the camp cadres walk in, pulling the covers up, revealing the hideous act as this camper keeps going until he shoots.

Guy #1: Yo, were you awake last night when cadre walked in?
Guy #2: Yea bruh, I totally saw when they pulled the covers up and that weirdo was yankin' his meat.
Guy #1: The weird part was that he kept on goin', he even jizzed all over that poor cadre's face.
Guy #2: Yea, that dude was for sure Pulling a Youssef.

by pswag2016 February 11, 2015