yesterday twins

When two people in your immediate family have birthdays a day after each other

My son and my sister are yesterday twins, his her birthday is September 5th and his birthday is September 6th

by Coachucc December 16, 2023

2 of 'em Yesterday

A business term meaning you want Lots of them as soon as possible.

"2 of 'em" refers to the item and means you want lots of the item.

"Yesterday" means as soon as possible.

We need those clothes fast. 2 of 'em Yesterday!

by TheGymRat February 27, 2019

I'll call you yesterday

A sarcastic phrase used to signify that you actually won't call or interact with someone in the future. The phrase implies that you would have theoretically called them "yesterday" if you really cared. This phrase is primarily used a means of blowing someone off.

Jim: So did you meet up with that girl you got coffee with last week?

Nick: Nah, she blew me off and never texted back after. It was an "I'll call you yesterday" type of situation.

by FrenchOnion May 18, 2020

the somebodies of yesterday are the nobodies of today

most celebrity athletes, entertainers, personalities, politicians who achieved the bulk of their success the other side of the millennium (i.e., the 20th Century).

Think about it. How many late 20th Century celebrities are still in the public eye today ? Not many, right ? The somebodies of yesterday are the nobodies of today ...

by Virgin Suicides September 27, 2017

I wasn't born yesterday

Something you say in order to tell someone that you are not stupid and are not easily deceived.

Mom: Timmy, what was that sound?
Timmy: Idk mom, it was probably Johnny masturbating again.
Mom: I wasn't born yesterday. Get your damn girlfriend out of your room.

by susanandvictor4eva April 24, 2015

lookin' like yesterday

looking sloppy, unbathed, or lookin as you did yesterday

That girl is lookin' like yesterday.

by totalpackage_08 December 23, 2008

pre-yesterday

The day before yesterday

Tyrone: What the fuck is pre-yesterday?

Shalissa: The day before yesterday.

by Fetch, Betch. October 20, 2017