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Writing Passageway 

A polite and rather shy way of referring to your anus in a sexually charged context.
Mr. John Doe allowed his Writing Passageway to be widened by his master, in order to help him become a more famous writer.
Writing Passageway by AKhamseh88 August 27, 2018

writing definition 

writing definition by smertieboi February 22, 2019

Writing Utensil 

The thing i am lacking in school
Me every damn day: Can i have a writing utensil
Friend: say pencil damn it

writing on the dog 

jargon/slang/lingo

A phrase that can be used as a response to a question about a person's current status.

Can replace the current phrases: "just chillin," "hanging out," and "relaxing."

The phrase is not connected to the physical act of writing on an animal.

Guy 1: "What are you doing?"
Guy 2: "Just writing on the dog."
Guy 1: "Cool."

Writing my name here

Act of doing the most pompous ass thing on this website.
I am cool, thus I am not writing my name here.
Writing my name here by skyjuice December 30, 2008

writing a check 

When you realize after a poop you haven't wiped enough and you go back to finish wiping.
AWW CRAP! MY NEW UNDERWEAR! I gotta go write a check, brb.