wankerfile

A guy who is a wanker and a paedophile. Not someone you would want to go near!!

He is such a wankerfile

by Ur nans mum October 26, 2017

Food Wanker

A person who is convinced their way of eating provides their body with the best nutrients to keep them healthy. They can usually be found in health food stores bragging about their superfood quinoa, chia seed muffins that are sugar, dairy, wheat, soy and preservative free. You will need to give them a run down of every ingredient in everything you cook for them. They've done the Whole30 more then once, and dream about Rob Wolf & Kris Kresser. They are passionate about food and take it upon themselves to bore others with mini rants about how fat doesnt make them fat and the 'SAD Western Diet' is killing them.

Emily: Lets just order in some pizzas when Mel gets here
Tilly: Nah we can't, Mels a food wanker, she wont eat it.

by MelV September 5, 2013

wicked j

Comedian, and Twisted Advice Guru. Known for saying exactly what's on his mind, and offering advice to callers and/or audience members in a very straight forward and sometimes rude, but helpful way.

Wicked J told me some twisted advice, but it actually helped!

by Mary Jones May 4, 2006

a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker

A Fucking Australian

Geoff - "How would you describe an Aussie?"
Frank - "a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker"

by AGuyThatPostsStuff April 12, 2014

Hashtag wanker

Someone who continually uses a "#" before the majority of words that they type on a social networking site.

"#awesome #new #haircut"
"Hashtag wanker."

by Melissage February 1, 2013

Wicked Shit

The most vile, disgusting type of shit one can take. Often experienced after eating raw chicken or unrefrigerated Taco Bell leftovers. My be semi-liquid to foamy in consistency, and can range in color from orange-yellow to dark brown. The distinguishing characteristic of a Wicked Shit is the stench which is far more putrid and pervasive than that of a normal dump. The smell is often compared to that of a liquefied corpse, with hints of decomposing plant matter. Oftentimes the scent lingers for days following defecation, and may trigger allergy symptoms or asthma attacks.

I made the mistake of eating my roommate's tacos he left on the table from yesterday so I just took a Wicked Shit. Now I need to get ahold of my parents and let me see if I can stay at their house till the smell clears.

by Juggah8r666 March 4, 2014

wanker's cramp

British slang:
To wank is slang for masturbating, usually understood to be carried out on a man by someone of either sex.

Wanker's cramp is laughingly used to describe any hand pain, with the understood meaning that the person with the pain often masturbates.

You say your hand hurts. You must have wanker's cramp.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009