The process in which a person takes a can of compressed air and proceeds to blast it within their anal cavity until the area of contact becomes dry, cold, and then later wet again.
Guy 1: sorry bro can’t go out my mom caught me doing the Alaskan wind tunnel again and is making me clean up my mess.
Guy 2: bro I told you, you need to keep that shit on the down low man. Makes a mess if you don’t preform it right.
Guy 1: I will keep that in mind, I was thinking about using a tarp next time.
Guy 2: bro I told you, you need to keep that shit on the down low man. Makes a mess if you don’t preform it right.
Guy 1: I will keep that in mind, I was thinking about using a tarp next time.
by Han scoliosis March 31, 2020
The act of having someone fart into one's mouth. Similar to a Miami Trumpet, except that the recipient not only expects it but desires it.
I need to load up on chili tonight - Burt is coming over later and he said he's up for some hot Darien Wind Tunnel action.
by Dick Flaiz March 13, 2008
Farting while engaged in 69, giving a Dutch Blindfold, or at any point where the person giving you a blowjob's head is between your thighs.
Sometimes used during Sigma Chi initiation.
Sometimes used during Sigma Chi initiation.
I do not care how pissed Lisa was. Bitting down is way too harsh a response to a Polish Wind Tunnel.
by AppleB July 21, 2010
When a fellow family member sits on your arse while you lay face down and let's one rip straight up your stinkhole then holding on as the victim tries to buck you off in absolute disgust.
Becky was sitting on Robbies backside and pulled a sneaky Rochow Wind Tunnel Rodeo on him...surprise!
by Sjanellaaa July 04, 2010
The act of farting while performing a reverse titfuck (where the man's butt is over the woman's face). Named for the sweet scent of the Midwest.
by Meat Helmet 6 March 08, 2016
When a man farts into a girl's butt causing the "wind" to travel through her insides and out her mouth in the form of a disgustingly stinky burp. Her mouth then smells like a fat, hairy guy's ass for 2-6 hours depending upon her penchant for hygiene.
This is often done in Windsor (Canadian city right outside of Detroit, MI) as everything in Canada is ass backwards and dirty...
This is often done in Windsor (Canadian city right outside of Detroit, MI) as everything in Canada is ass backwards and dirty...
I don't know whether this girl I met ate a pig's ass for breakfast or she ran to the bathroom and got a WINDSOR WIND TUNNEL from some dude...Her breath is nasty!
by Bentiss July 11, 2007
I invited my cousin Jenny over and we scissored for the first time. She came too fast so I clinched my butthole against hers and farted. To my surprise, she rectally inhaled.
We scissored buttholes together, I farted into hers and she sucked it right in. It gave me an Alabama wind tunnel.
We scissored buttholes together, I farted into hers and she sucked it right in. It gave me an Alabama wind tunnel.
by Wanna bang44 December 10, 2024