quite possibly one of the greatest bands in the indie scene right now. sound is original and energetic.
by Jamie B Revision by Matty G January 3, 2006

Typically blonde. A funny, attractive girl who loves shopping and 90's bands. She is very fun to be around but is a little shy before you become close to her. She doesnt trust easily, so she won't tell you a thing before you're super close with her. But she is very trustworthy and will take your secrets to the grave.💀
by hockey637276 August 9, 2015

by Fuckyouwi May 20, 2018

The Kaiser of the German Empire during WWI. His terrible decisions such as firing Bismarck, backing Austria, and continuing Unrestricted Submarine Warfare led to Germany's loss in WWI. The cause and effect of his actions eventually led to the abolishing of the German monarchy and the rise of Hitler. All in all, he was a living shitpost.
Some people talking about bad decisions and the Kaiser of the German Empire during WWI: Kaiser Wilhelm II.
Person 1: "Dude, not getting my permit at 15 was the stupidest decision of my life."
Person 2: "Still not as stupid as some of the stuff Kaiser Wilhelm did..."
Person 1: "Who?"
Person 2: "Kaiser Wilhelm: the Kaiser of Germany during WWI, he wasn't very bright."
Person 1: "Dude, not getting my permit at 15 was the stupidest decision of my life."
Person 2: "Still not as stupid as some of the stuff Kaiser Wilhelm did..."
Person 1: "Who?"
Person 2: "Kaiser Wilhelm: the Kaiser of Germany during WWI, he wasn't very bright."
by BeratingCarolean June 7, 2018

A German cyborg built by hitler to trick and kill all the Jewish kids and rape the little boys until there penis's fall off then he cooks them and eats them!
by Burgercakes24 May 20, 2020

Kaiser Wilhelm II Von Hohelnzollen or for short Wilhelm II was the last Kaiser/emperor of Germany,forming the millitary alliance called the Central Powers,so central,that the Ottoman"Empire" was part of it in WWI.He had a very ambitious plan of defeating both France and Russia,but it failed and Germany along with Austro-Hungary,who had the House Of Habsburg,The Ottoman Empire and Bulgaria were considered losers and the Entente consisting of Russia,UK,France,Greece,USA,Portugal,Belgium and Romania grained territory(mostly Romania got thiccer).Wilhelm II left his position and the Weimar Republic was formed,and germany was 800Billion dollars in debd to mostly UK,France and USA.
by Asulsmallpp May 10, 2021

A weird guy who has a lot of time on his hands, but also likes to get hit up the side of the head by an Arizona iced tea can.
He likes to instruct and train people a lot.
He likes to instruct and train people a lot.
Person 1: Have you heard of Maarten Wilhelm?
Person 2: Absolutely, I am terrified of him after receiving Basic training
Person 2: Absolutely, I am terrified of him after receiving Basic training
by Cardiinal June 26, 2024
