this is what the Whitman brothers do to each others buttholes before they go to the gay bar and have a texas butthole massacre. Always ending up in having to get a ride home in the Nissan Skyline because the younger brother has a plundered asshole he gets fucked in the butthole so much that his pink sock will never get any smaller because he has a fetish for butt fucking and the younger of the two likes to snortwalt whitman then give his older brother the New Jersey Coal Miner
hey bro we should go do the good old whitman stretch
before we go to get fist fucked at the gay bar. YOUR PINK SOCK IS GETTING SHIT EVERYWHERE all over my skyline. every body knows that the brothers drive around in a skyline are way to fucking cheap to even want to pay ever
before we go to get fist fucked at the gay bar. YOUR PINK SOCK IS GETTING SHIT EVERYWHERE all over my skyline. every body knows that the brothers drive around in a skyline are way to fucking cheap to even want to pay ever
by jc3poopskin October 8, 2011
Best team at whitman high school. Everyone calls them slutty but everyone secretly wants to be on the team. All the girls on the team are gorgeous and sexy. And dont take shit from anyone.
by pseraphina June 12, 2013
The coolest dude that never acknowledges his coolness. Terrible communicator but the best conversator. If he’s nice he probably doesn’t like you.
Man 1: dude, did you see him last night? He pulled a Whitman Rowland
Man 2: He left the bar with 3 chicks? What a G!
Man 2: He left the bar with 3 chicks? What a G!
by Sue Cash November 26, 2021
Master of the sky and ground. Grand expert at airplanes and cars of every age and time. Starred in the movie Macbeth with Noah Scordato
by Mr. Herrmann November 7, 2018
A Whitman is a man who typically grew up on a farm and is obsessed with tractors and planes. He will have his pilot’s liscense by the age of 16 but will not have a driver’s liscense until he is 21. He has no type of intelligence and is dumber than a shit-covered rock. His laugh sounds like a broken down tractor trying to start.
by LazyTractor November 7, 2018
A "calorie-free" collection of "flavorless" (i.e., dull/boring) poetry instead of an assortment of delicious candies.
Good poetry and prose may indeed be "food for though", but giving someone a Walt Whitman's sampler instead of a box of rich yummy sweet Christmas chocolates is kinda pushing da envelope!
by QuacksO August 6, 2019
by The Amazing World of Wonders November 22, 2021