wearing the monkey

To wear an item of clothing that you have previously ejaculated into, e.g. a monkey sock.

Me:Dude I ran out of socks today and ended up wearing a monkey sock.
Friend: are you telling me you are wearing the monkey right now.... gross

by felix844 July 2, 2012

wear the purp

The famous dance popularized by Whiteboyz Wit Attitude, the hip-hop supergroup.

"Man I can't stop doing the wear the purp dance, who wants to do it with me?"

by fanzipantz October 16, 2020

612 wharf avenue

The hideout of two of MC Chris' characters on Aqua Teen Hungerforce.
(MC Pee Pants & Sir Loin)

6-1-2 Wharf avenue, what? 6-1-2 Wharf avenue, what? 6-1-2 Wharf avenue, what? 6-1-2 Wharf avenue, what?

by MC Alex November 14, 2004

wears a green hat

Chinese slang for being cheated on

He wears a green hat, if you know what I mean.

by ggigii September 11, 2007

your mother wears army boots

During WWII prostitutes who followed the troops around, sometimes wore army boots or combat boots. It's akin to calling some one's mother a prostitute.

"your mother wears army boots" is a vintage version og a "your momma" insult.

by geeflyboy March 3, 2011

steamed wheat

Something that has made you angry and/or upset, elicits a response that you are steamed wheat!

The dry cleaners burned a whole in my favorite suit. Man, I was steamed wheat.

by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 12, 2010

Purdy's Wharf

A distant cousin to the Cleveland Steamer, the Purdy's Wharf is accomplished by having anal sex with a fat chick, then peeing on her bed while she is in the bathroom "cleaning up".

You should have seen this nasty bitch dawg! You better believe I gave her a Purdy's Wharf!

by barfy April 18, 2005